Dialog with Rosie

 

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This dialog concerns a video I made of Rosie going outside in the cold.  You may write me if you wish to see the video.  Dialog continues:

She needs a rug

She needs a hug

She needs a hug on the rug.

She needs a mat

She needs a hat

She needs a hat on the mat.

She needs green eggs and ham

Actually I must read Dr. Seuss some day.  He whould help me solve life’s problems wouldn’t he?

Actually, the rug sounds cool.  The poor delicate princess.

I also have ice buildup.  I purchased a chisel and I hack the Ice rink patches for her, and a buildup form the eave.  That, with some kitty litter solves that problem for her. Oh, did I just hear her say that she wants a red velveteen rug?  Yes she did.  It must be red velveteen. 

Actually the video was from earlier, her first experiences of the season.  I give her treats all winter to get out there… cold, sleet, hail, all that stuff.  She’s toughened up just fine, but sometimes she is funny.   During the boredom of winter I feed her 4 small meals on a big tray, “sutch as” a handful of oatmeal, “such as” ½ can green beans, and “such as” tossing her chow far and wide.  The funniest is when I am doing something “such as” computer or such as cleaning and I miss her time.  If I am not payijg attention to her time, she will give me a “goat” butt and then run away before I can scold her.  It’s kind of hilarious, I swear she can tell time to within a minute not only in the morning, but also for her afternoon luncheons.  She has carefully calculated exactly how much she can get by with without a scolding.  She truly is a character.  Oh, and this morning, she had herself so wrapped up that she couldn’t get out again.  Those pigs are pigs!